Friday, October 15, 2010

No More!

Alright it's completely unrelated to the theme of my blog, but I decided to quit smoking.
I have not had one cigarette in 3 days, and frankly I'm surprised it's this easy. Everything I've been told about smoking says that I should be a nervous wreck.
I never tried quitting before. I bought one pack on Marlboro 72 lights and smoked 10 2 days in a row.
This was a big step down from my usual 20 camel wides a day.
After that, I still would like a cigarette. Smoking is fun.
But the actual need for it is negligible.
If you wanna quit smoking and can't
youre a bitch.

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If you didnt realize that "I would still like a cigarette" means that I now completely stopped... well.. there you go.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Wrist Mounted Computer??

Apparently the US army is testing new, wrist mounted computers designed to assist soldiers in situational awareness. I know what you're thinking: "sweet! They'll get a heads up display and minimap just like Call of Duty!"
They'll be too busy playing computer games and looking up pr0n to worry about the shit around them.
And I'm not only saying that because it took me 3 hours to write this due to my own sidetracking.
That being said, these might actually be useful as long as they have icons displaying the location of the item vendors. GODDAMNIT WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARMOR GUY?!!!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

A Little About !ME!

Hello everyone.
My name is Jake, but you may call me daddy DJ Raptor.
I am a student at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Thats right be jealous.
If you disagree with my opinions I hope you get rufeed in a shady bar that's fine but I hope we can look past that.
I am an incredibly fortunate person and was born fortunate.
I've been doing a good job of blowing off responsibilities and taking unnecessary risks in order to get someone to love me have a little fun.
My favorite drink is Everclear.
Straight shots of Everclear.
Instant gratification is my thing.
I like money, cars, women, and bright colors.
I will survive the zombie apocalypse and our crossing of paths will mean that you will not.
Just sayin, I can get your ammunition or meat hole sex toy female companion of whom I have the utmost respect, I will.
Annnnnnnnnnyway, I'll post shit on here that I think people might find interesting.

My Actual Hand!