My name is Jake, but you may call me
I am a student at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Thats right be jealous.
If you disagree with my opinions
I am an incredibly fortunate person and was born fortunate.
I've been doing a good job of blowing off responsibilities and taking unnecessary risks in order to
My favorite drink is Everclear.
Straight shots of Everclear.
Instant gratification is my thing.
I like money, cars, women, and bright colors.
I will survive the zombie apocalypse and our crossing of paths will mean that you will not.
Just sayin, I can get your ammunition or
Annnnnnnnnnyway, I'll post shit on here that I think people might find interesting.
My Actual Hand!