Monday, October 11, 2010

Wrist Mounted Computer??

Apparently the US army is testing new, wrist mounted computers designed to assist soldiers in situational awareness. I know what you're thinking: "sweet! They'll get a heads up display and minimap just like Call of Duty!"
They'll be too busy playing computer games and looking up pr0n to worry about the shit around them.
And I'm not only saying that because it took me 3 hours to write this due to my own sidetracking.
That being said, these might actually be useful as long as they have icons displaying the location of the item vendors. GODDAMNIT WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARMOR GUY?!!!


  1. They make the most sense for use by recon teams laser targeting enemy assets for tactical strikes.

  2. Yeah I don't really see how the average infantry man would use this, especially in the heat of battle.

  3. Great read! Looking forward to reading your next post.

  4. It's only a problem when they start looking up gay orgies involving their Company First Sergeant. Lolz